Sex is already a fairly bizarre activity, even under the best of circumstances. With all the hormones, emotions, and health benefits that come with it, not to mention the, uh, details of the whole process, it’s quite the wild ride. And let’s be honest, if your genitals, conquests, or orgasmic abilities make you a sexual record-breaker, who wouldn’t want to shout that from the rooftops? Before you answer, here’s a rundown of some of the world records we’ve discovered…

Most queefs in 30 seconds

For those less familiar with vaginal farts, a queef, also known as kutscheet, is a form of vaginal flatulence, usually accompanied by a fart sound, that escapes when built-up air pressure is released, especially after or during sex.

In 2009, Howard Stern held a queef championship, and the results seem to defy all logic and scientific principles. Abby, the winner, reportedly released 93 queefs in just one minute, averaging three per second. Truly an astonishing achievement.

World’s largest penis

At the other end of the spectrum, we have American actor, Jonah Falcon. His member of 34.9 cm has not only aroused the interest of adult filmmakers, it has also reportedly once caused a security alarm at San Francisco airport. Suspicious package? Weapon of mass distraction? That’s a secret between Mr. Falcon, his lovers, and the airport staff.

World’s strongest vagina

World-record-breaking body parts are not limited to the gentlemen, and there are more than a few women blessed with above-average attributes, both above and below.
How about Tatiata Kozhevnikova and her amazing steel vagina. In 2009, at the age of 42, she broke her own record by lifting a weight of 31 pounds (14 kg) using only her vaginal muscles. The fact that she reportedly trained for 15 years not only makes the Russian a poster child for pelvic floor exercises but also raises the question: why?

Longest masturbation session

In 2009, Masanobu Sato won the endurance competition during the annual Masturbate-a-thon fundraiser, organized by the Center for Sex & Culture in San Francisco. This event, which originated in the ’90s to destigmatize solo sex and self-pleasure, saw Sato last an impressive nine hours and 33 minutes.

World’s Largest Natural Breasts

All in all, it seems some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. With that in mind, meet Annie Hawkins-Turner. Under the stage name Norma Stitz (try saying it out loud in English), the American is famous for her enormous 102ZZZ cleavage, making her the world record holder for the largest natural breasts.

World’s Largest Fake Breasts

At the pinnacle of surgical wonders stands Beshine, known for her immense breast size. With an impressive, surgically acquired cup size that breaks all records, she redefines the boundaries of aesthetic enhancements.

Most Sexual Partners in 24 Hours

Size and strength are one thing, but sex is nothing without stamina. Just ask porn actress Lisa Sparks who, during the 2004 World Gangbang Championship and Eroticon (yes, that exists), slept with no less than 919 men in just 24 short hours, resulting in an undoubtedly magical 94 seconds per man. And a lot of therapy sessions for poor Lisa (and perhaps the men too?)

Farthest Ejaculation

Mr. Horst Schultz is probably a great man with a family. Perhaps he donates to charity and is beloved by his colleagues. We will never know these things. Mr. Schultz’s legacy, via a Google search, extends to his world record ejaculation. Horst’s world record for the farthest ejaculation is a whopping 18ft, 9in. (6 meters) – longer than a stretch limousine.
Honorable mention also goes to Horst, as that far ejaculate was also the fastest. Horst’s emissions reached a top speed of 42.7 mph (68.7 km/h), which happens to be faster than the acceleration of a stretch limousine. Well done, Horst!

Most Orgasms in One Hour

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How many orgasms have you had in an hour? Two, at most? Let me tell you; doctors at the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in California have recorded the case of a woman who – or rather, endured – 134 orgasms over the course of an hour. The record holder for men? A mere 16.

Honorable mention: the officially longest orgasm occurred a few years ago, in 2019. Lorna Harrison, a woman with a rare condition called Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD), once had an orgasm that lasted 24 hours.

Largest Orgy

“500 Person Sex” marks a milestone in the Japanese adult video industry with 500 people having sex simultaneously in the same room. Released on May 4, 2006, this 130-minute video is known as the “largest group sex orgy video”, directed by Yukitsugu Tsuchiya. Though labeled as an “orgy”, the 250 couples in the video only have sex with each other, performed in a coordinated and synchronized choreography.

John, hailing from the bustling streets of London, is an avid movie buff and comic book enthusiast. With a keen eye for cinematic detail and a deep appreciation for the art of storytelling,

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